We were talking to them, and there was a loud noise, and, we lost them.
ARIZONA: We were talking to them and there was a loud noise then..we lost them.
DEREK: I feel terrible. I’m not proud of what I did. You deserve better. I’m sorry about that. I’m sorry about the panties, the prom. I’m sorry I did that.
ADDISON: Yeah. I’m sorry I did that, too.
DEREK: Our marriage is over.
ADDISON: Yeah. I guess it is.
DEREK: It’s all my fault. This is incredibly sad. Incredibly sad.
MARK: This is awkward.
DEREK: I feel much better now.
I Am a Tree - 3.02
Mark/Callie/Derek Deleted Scene
5.07 - DEREK: I need you to have sex with Cristina Yang.
MARK: Good morning.
DEREK: Distract her. Engage her. Give her something to do after midnight besides call my girlfriend and wake me up.
7.04 - ARIZONA: Oh. Hi. You need to start sleeping with Mark again.
TEDDY: I do?
ARIZONA: Yeah. For my sake, you do. He won’t leave us alone, at the aparment, at work, I mean in our bedroom, it’s like I’m dating Mark against my will. Come on, twice a week, that’s all I’m asking.
DEREK: Karev, what are you doing?
BAILEY: Uh, he’s saving a baby’s life, that’s what.
REED: Dr. Bailey, I… Oh. No shirt. He’s wearing no shirt.
DEREK: Have you started to lactate yet?
ALEX: Bailey made me.
MARK: Is this the room for the calender shoot? I was told it was downstairs.
BAILEY: Alright, that’s enough. Everybody out. Let Karev do what he’s doing in private.
MARK: What is he doing, exactly?
Invest In Love - 6.08
MARK: It’s just I thought that uh… you know. I thought it was just gonna be you and me!
DEREK: Having sex?
MARK:: After! After Addison, after Meredith. I have been patient. I have waited when you partnered up with these chicks, but now they’re over. And it’s supposed to be just us! You and me; two guys on the prowl, on the hunt.
DEREK: You’re having trouble getting laid. And you need my help.
MARK: I can get laid. I can get laid whenever I want. I DO get laid whenever I want. That’s the point. Women are everywhere… I only have one person I can talk to.
DEREK: That’s sweet.
MARK:: Shut up!
DEREK: No, it’s really warm and fuzzy.
Where The Wild Things Are - 4.12
Mark: You’ve got the Chief’s ear. What’s he got planned?
Derek: He’s retiring. They’re making me Chief.
Mark: I mean, the Chief never said anything to me. I would have fought you hard for that. Well, I guess if that’s what he wants, I guess congratulations are in order. (Derek laughs) Wait… that was… You’re messing with me!
Derek: It’s just too easy.
Mark: Oh, you’ve got a mean streak. You know that?
Mark: Mean! Seriously, what’s going on?
Derek: I have no idea.